Here is some bullshit article trying to encourage you to download the app. You were probably expecting some hippy crap about myself and the inspiration to this app such as:

Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piƱa coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)

…lame. Saucer boy would approve of GNARPP. Download. Sign Up. Have fun!

As if you needed further proof that the app is going to be EPIC.
Placeholder Chick

Placeholder Chick

Crying on the Crud

"This is such a badass app, I bring it with me in my fartbag all the time

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Hanson Deck

Hurting from Ringpull

"This app gives me so much ringpull"

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Natalya Undergrowth

Gaper

"I still don't know what this app is about"

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